It all started, one night, a day ago... truthfully a week ago once this feature gets put up. I was on HONESTGAMERS DOT COM HOME OF POPULAR HENTAI REVIEWS, and a review of Nightmare Circus went up. I read the first three sentences of EmP's fantastical review, and that's when I decided I wanted some info on this game. At that point, I left the page, went to Google, and typed in the game's title. I decided to go to the first result that popped up on the next page, leading me to the wonderful world of Wikipedia.
It was a small page, but I learned a lot about the game, like how it was SEGA's answer to that average SNES game, Donkey Kong County, and how it was only released on the Sega Channel, which surprised me, because I didn't think it lasted that long. And then I reached the end of this small article, where one sentence caught my eye: "There are currently no strategy guides available for this game". Immediately, I thought "Bullshit!" and labled Wikipedia a house of lies. Afterwards, I traveled to GameFAQs, the bestest site on the interweb because of their informative reviews, and went to Nightmare Circus' page to stare at the FAQ that was up there. There wasn't one up. At this point, I gave up and did other stuff, like play shitty games and look at porn. It's only until now, as I'm writing this feature, that I'll decide to search Google some more to see if there are any FAQs for this game. The answer will be in the next sentence, I'll be right back. Okay, looked through five pages and couldn't find one. I had a feeling something like this would happen, so I had a back-up plan: end the feature by showing you a image of what looks like a dick fist.
