"WOO-HOO-HOO!"
"Clarissa, calm down." I said in a nervous voice.
"You're so cool!" she said while looking like a complete ass.
"Be quiet, he's coming!" I whispered, as so the guy approaching wouldn't notice.
"Drift more!" she replied, as if the car was still in motion.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" I shouted into her left ear.
The figure finally came to a stop on my side of the car and said "License and registration."
Crap. I knew I went too far with these stunts. I guess I got a bit carried away when trying to please Clarissa, it looked like she was really enjoying it. When she kept telling me to do stuff on the road, I just couldn't stop, it became too addicting. But here we are, on the side of the road in some ghost town, pulled over by a cop.
After a second or two, he started talking again. "Ya know, we received a couple of complaints from drivers about a person in a Ferrai Testarossa. It seems he was doing all these crazy things on the road."
"Oh, really?" I calmly said, pretending to act dumb.
"Yeah," he continued, "crazy stuff like speeding by cars, drifting through all the turns, and driving dangerously close to other vehicles. Now, you wouldn't by any chance be the lucky son of a gun everyone's been talking about, would ya?"
"Uh...."
I knew he was just messing around with me, but I at least had to try and talk myself out of this situation.
"Well, you see, th...." I was about to explain, but....
"Keep passing cars!!" Clarissa shouted, interrupting our little happy conversation.
I'm screwed.
The officer looked over at Clarissa, being somewhat annoyed. "Miss, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down over there."
Pointing straight ahead, she replied with "Hit the blue cones!"
Now looking confused, the officer said "Miss, have you been drinking?"
"Drive through red!!" she shouted, almost as if she wasn't listening to the guy.
"Okay, I need the both of you to step out of the car." in a firm voice.
I am so screwed.
After a few minutes passed by and a bit of searching, the officer found something...
"Ah, ha. A bag of weed."
"WHAT!" I said in shock. "You were high this whole time?!"
"WOO-HOO!" she replied, while looking dazed and confused.
"Ugh." I said in disgust.
The cop interrupted by saying "All right, you two are coming down to the precinct with me."
Why? Why did I feel the need to be nice and pick up Clarissa? I could've been cock-battling with Jennifer by now!!
"COCKFIGHTING!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
I got so caught up in my own rage, that I took off my pants and started attacking the cop with my wang. The officer then proceeded to beat the living crap out of me with his stick.
"Dammit! Use your other stick!!" I yelled. "Your monster cock won't stand a chance against the ANNIHILATOR!!"
"You're so cool!!" Clarissa shouted as she wandered off into the nearby woods.
Worst. Day. Ever.
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