Wow, I can't believe I've made it all the way up to 10 features. It has been a long and hard road, and there were good times and bad.... Actually they were all good, screw you. So, what am I gonna do for this very special 10th feature? Well, I thought I would look back at the last nine features I made for this site and reflect on how awesome they all turned out. Let's begin!
Ah, yes, the first. And what better subject to talk about than how badass 47 is. Of course, it wouldn't have been the last time I talk about 47 in a feature. This feature may be ancient now, but it's still a goodie.
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/ (five Alfs out of five Alfs)
And he's still a dick. End of story.
Fun Fact: I wrote most of this feature at 5 in the morning, which might explain the weird ending I gave it.
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Here's my attempt at taking a break from the silliness to make a serious feature. Of course, I went back to being absurdly silly when I made my next feature.
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I really didn't know what to name this feature when I finished it, so I just made up this title. Hey, it works. Now go take the test to see if you love monkey balls.
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I FINALLY got a chance to use my Mr. T introduction in this feature. Oh, yeah, I also talked about Joe Musashi and other stuff. Can't remember. I'm sure it was an awesome feature, though.
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I'm not making it up, this feature is actually based on a email header I saw in my mailbox. Just you wait and see, I'll make more stupid features like this.
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teh win, remember?
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Who doesn't want to play a game where you control ninjas that take on hippies? Yeah, yeah, there are also satanists that try to destroy the world. But, come on, you get to slice hippies in half! How cool is that?!
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A masterpiece among masterpieces. What? You thought this was a parody of another list? Pfft, get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.
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Now that I'm done with that, let's celebrate this special occasion with the only way we can: listening to this sound clip of Rain from G Gundam sounding like she's having sex.