Sub-Mariner Is A Dick

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
As the episode begins, a narrator introduces the prince, who appears to be high on seaweed. Sub-Mariner then begins to tell the story of the episode.... which is actually told by the narrator. I dunno, the whole narrator thing in this episode is confusing, and falls apart at the end.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
We see Dr. Doom at the beginning of this story, reading a news article about a peace meeting. He's pissed.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Then proceeds to masturbate, I guess.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
After he finishes that, he comes up with a plan to disrupte the meeting.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
He decideds to gather an army of super villians, and he does this with his High-Frequency Emotion Charger to control their minds. He just happens to have one lying around for an occasion like this.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Meanwhile, at the peace building, Xavier's "mutant brain senses danger". You can tell just by looking at the weird-ass eye-motion thing he does that makes it look like he's having a seizure.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
At that exact moment, the Mole Man and his minions pop out from under the floor and starts causing havoc.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Xavier counters by summoning the X-men to fend off these evil-doers! Wow, they really did look like a bunch of freaks back then.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Anyways, the X-Men eventually defeat them and stack them on top of each other like some sick, Warcraft geek fetish-looking, mole orgy.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
It doesn't stop there, unfortunately, as more supervillians, under the control of Dr. Doom, make their way to the peace meeting. Like this stereotype.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
And another villian that does the most dreadful thing ever: knock down street lights!!

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
But have no fear! Superheroes gather in an attempt to stop the insanity! Here we have Thor....

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
... who quickly gets zapped.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Around this time, Sub-Mariner reappears to remind the viewers that he's narrating the story... which he clearly isn't.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
More chaos ensues,

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
Commies suddenly appear,

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
and in this disturbing scene, we have Captain America trying to start a threesome by sticking his face into a villian's ass and shoving the poor man's face into another villian's crotch. Eventually, the superheroes defeat all the villians, and Dr. Doom is ticked off about the outcome.

Sub-Mariner Is A Dick
So he masturbates again.

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