Shit
Shit, fuck, and piss, our leader is dead, members are dropping like flies, and the rest are running off. Fuck this crap, I don't wanna die in a mall by some zombie wearing a stupid raincoat, I'm getting the fuck out of here! Fucking shit, why did I leave my job at Taco Bell for this?!
Posted by Bob on September 22, 2006 | Comments (10) |
Weirdo
Well, it was pretty tough to do, but we finally captured this guy. However, he managed to escape the Movieland Annex we locked him in. He... slaughtered a couple of our guys while he was at it:
Ouch. On the upside, we were able to check out what pictures he took in the mall before this incident:
At least he has good taste in movies...
...among other things. However, the shots after this get a bit weird.
Taking pictures of zombie boobs? Now that's just nasty.
Now I'm confused.
This is pretty stupid.
Geez, this guy is a psychopath.
Posted by Bob on September 21, 2006 | Comments (5) |
Problems
Apparently, there's this guy with a camera that's been causing us some trouble. A couple of our guys got into a fight with him, and, well, he kicked their asses. One of them managed to get away, and took a picture of him in the process:
Geez, it's a good thing I wasn't with them.
Posted by Bob on September 20, 2006 | Comments (4) |
Let the pwnage begin!
Okay, me and the rest of the cult are now at Willamette Mall. Damn, this place is LOADED with zombies. There's also a couple of creepy-ass humans running around this joint. There's convicts hanging around in the mall's park, running over and shooting zombies in a jeep. And I swore I saw a clown juggling chainsaws. Anyway, for the time being, our leader wants me and a couple others to put up a bunch of these flyers around the mall:
Could've been a boring task, but fortunately, I got to kill a couple of zombies. Also, Jill's Sandwiches ROCK! Their food taste so damn good, you should stop by one of their resturants.
Posted by Bob on September 19, 2006 | Comments (2) |
FUCK ME
Dude, zombies! Everywhere! What the fuck?
Posted by Bob on September 18, 2006 | Comments (5) |
SON OF A BITCH
My Xbox 360 stopped working. When I turn it on, all I get are flashing red lights and a system error screen. Damn this sucks. This cult I'm in also sucks, ntohing ever happens.
Posted by Bob on September 14, 2006 | Comments (3) |
Bleh
Today sucked. All we did was learn a bunch of chants for 3 hours. Almost finished with Condemned, too. Walking around outside at night is freaky in this game.
Posted by Bob on September 13, 2006 | Comments (2) |
liek whoa, knives
The first day with the cult was okay, not much really happened. The best part was when they gave me my raincoat and green mask. Sounds like a dumb costume, but put them together and you get this:
Oh, yeah, we also get knives to carry around.
While I'm at it, might as well show a picture of our leader. Looks like a dork.
Posted by Bob on September 12, 2006 | Comments (4) |
Yay for cults!
So, I decided to take my friend's advice and join the cult he's in. It involves raincoats or something, I dunno. Oh, yeah, I also played a little bit more of Condemned today. Scary game.
Posted by Bob on September 10, 2006 | Comments (3) |
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