Best soft drink in the universe. Period. If you run out of Dr. Pepper, drink only water until you get some more. Drinking any other soft drink as a substitute is an insult to Dr. Pepper and will be the most unmanliest thing you could do. What should you be eating while drinking Dr. Pepper?....
Eating this while drinking Dr. Pepper will turn you into a superhuman (whether you wanna be a superhero or supervillian is up to you, though). I mean, Batman obviously eats beef jerky and drinks Dr. Pepper, why do you think he kicks so much ass? Martial arts you say? Pfft, that's just a bonus. The only reason it's getting a 9/10 rating is because jalapeno beef jerky tastes horrible.
Yeah... wishing someone dead because he has differing opinions of VIDEO GAMES is.... yeah. There are other problems, but that would require pages and pages to talk about. And I have a life, so no.
Most of the time, hentai reviews rock because of how unintentionally funny or weird they can be at times. Like when some people keep bringing up that cocks have personalities or when they describe nasty moments in detail that they "hate". Then there's a certain X-Change review that implies that if you're new to hentai, you should play the the game where the main character gets transformed into a female who gets raped by everyone s/he knows. SomethingAwful hentai reviews are sometimes funny to read because the reviewers are disgusted by the games they're playing (yet, they somehow have the strength to take a lot of pictures and scatter them throughout their reviews). Of course, there's a chance that a hentai review is gonna suck, and that's why the rating is only an 8/10.
He pities fools, has a mohawk, wears a crapload of gold, and throws people helluva far, what's not to like? The only reason he's not getting a 10/10 is because he got his butt kicked by Rocky.
Don't get me wrong, masturbation is good, but it requires a lot of work. I mean, most of the time, you're not sure if you're gonna get a really good orgasm from it. And if you REALLY want a good one, you have to have a lot of patience, and hopefully, something good to masturbate to.
I mean, come on, look at those things! They would kill you within seconds if you were doing her (which is laughable... b... because she's not real... yeah, that's it). I would have shown a picture with better thighs, but apparently, the internet sucks.
Their burgers suck. They taste so.... mellow. The only things I really like are the fries, but even I'm cautious to eat them considering they stay inside you for a long ass time, looking like crap (thanks Super Size Me).
If you don't know what OutRun music is, go here.
Back? Okay, now go listen to some OutRun music.
The only thing bad about OutRun music?....
-Night Flight sample (without vocals)
-Night Flight sample (with vocals)
-Life Was A Bore sample (without vocals)
-Life Was A Bore sample (with vocals)
Ew.
