Reasons Why Agent 47 Is A Badass

With Hitman: Blood Money just days away from coming out in the US, I think it's time to remind you again why Agent 47 is such a badass (just in case you didn't get enough from my Codename 47, Silent Assassin, and Contracts reviews).

-He can do whatever the hell he wants, and gets away with it.

Normally, in other games, they'll be strict with what you should and shouldn't be doing. If you stray from following the mission the way that game wants you to do it, they'll let you know, or worse, you'll fail the mission over something small and start all over (hey, Splinter Cell, how's it going?). That's not the case with Agent 47. Of course, you'll have to complete the objectives to finish the mission, but you can approach a mission almost anyway you want, and you won't be punished for it. Hell, in the majority of the missions, the only way you CAN fail is to die. So, that just goes to show how much freedom you're getting.

-No matter how silly a uniform looks on other people, he makes it look cool.

47 in a gown 47 the butcher 47 the reporter 47 again

Yeah.

-He killed a man that was taking a dump.

Ouch. Ouchies. Ouchowned.

-He gets the job done no matter how much he screws up, unlike....

Sam

Agent 47 doesn't just quit and run when something little like an alarm going off scares him. He keeps going, like the badass that he is. If he sees a dozen bodyguards come rushing to his location, that don't mean squat. He'll take them all out in a matter of seconds with his powerful, silver ballers.

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-He went up against 132 ninjas in Hitman 2 just to kill one man.

I keep bringing this up, I know. But I still consider it one of 47's greatest achievements.

Ninja Sniper Ninjas got owned by 47 There he is, the target. Pissed off ninjas go after 47

I mean, COME ON! 132 ninjas!

-Look at him.

47 kicking ass. 47 with an axe. 47


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