Drugs, Sex, and Lies: The Fall of the Legendary Reviewer

Hey, remember what I said in my links page about bluberry's site? Well, it's not up anymore, so, I'll show you a picture:

I wrote that waaaaaaay back in the yesteryear of May 2006, when my site was just starting out. Well, the summer of 2006 has come and gone, and did bluberry work on his site at all?

No.

I should have seen this coming. But no, I guess I was just too blinded by his awesomeness to see through his HOUSE OF LIES. WHY? WHERE?! HOW DID IT ALL GO WRONG?? Well, luckily for my GIGANTIC fanbase, I was able to snag this exclusive interview with the man himself:

PickHut: You fail as a legendary reviewer.
bluberry: I can live with that. As much reviewing as I've done this year...
PickHut: Heh, 10 invisible music reviews.
bluberry: Pretty much XD. I'm too lazy to proofread them and submit them to sites and far too lazy to make my own site.

Shocking. But not as shocking as what you're about to see next. I decided to go undercover as a manwhore and followed bluberry to a party. This was the following conversation that we had:

blu: oops
Hut: ?
blu: I got a bit high and then when I was just shitting I rtan out of toilket paper and just wiped myself with the roll XD.
Hut: Okay, what?
blu: Fuck, talk to me in the morning, I'll be incoherent for a while now.
Hut: Like high as in weed?
blu: Yeah haha. He had shit and when we got there, he has like a couch and a bed in the same room ,and his cat shat all tyhe ufkc over his couch. It looked like wateryt cat food. I'm not kidding XD.
Hut: I'm saving this convo, of course.
blu: Niggra. Where is my wallety. Its in te shorts I changed, ok XXD
Hut: Awesome.
blu: I hope I dont choke on this pork fried rice cause I am laughing at everything XD. Like this is the only normal thought I can slip through before tomorrow hwere I wake up and hate myself--EVERYTHIUNG is funny on this. I laughed at "EVERYTHIUNG", I still am.

Amazing. I could go on with the rest of the conversation, but it's too heartbreaking. Damn you, Legendary Reviewer! LIES AND DRUGS! DRUGS AND LIES! NO SEX BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY! Damn you! Go ahead and go to college to learn stuff and get a degree and make lots of money! Go on and be that failure! I used to look up to you, but you had to give it all away.... for COLLEGE?! *sobs*

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