Once you click the link, the universe will explode.
LIKE WHEN A BONER GETS ERECTED.
EXCEPT THIS ISN'T ABOUT BONERS.
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Happy 4th of July! Of course, you're gonna celebrate the day by reading my reviews of Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance and Bushido Blade 2!

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Never beg, and earn. By Winning. Or else you won't getting anything.

Wow, May went by pretty fast. April went by pretty fa... nah, that went by pretty slowly for me, actually. I dunno about March, though. Hmm.... Oh, yeah, I have a Trog! review up. It's kinda like Pac-Man. With dinosaurs. And one-eye cavemen. Called Trog. Just read it.

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Considering the amount of computer troubles I've been having this week (who knew a thunderstorm that lasted under 5 minutes could cause so much damage?), I'm surprised this update is up this week. So, here's the review I've written for G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero for the NES. If the computer problems continued, you probably would have seen this update 2 weeks from now, instead.

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End of week 2, right? Yeah... I'm losing track here. Anyway, got a new feature up called Something Really Funny I Finally Decided to Put Up. Warning for people with slow connections: lots of images on this page.
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GREEN! I, erm, I mean, welcome! For the start of this "third year", I got a review up for Condemned 2: Bloodshot. If the third game plays more like Breakdown, I'm gonna cry... Also, got a new feature up called Sonic the Pathological Gambler.

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