This movie sucks. You already know this movie sucks. So, I don't even have to write anything about it, except that it sucks. Oh, yeah, one ape looks like Janet Jackson. Anyway, now that we're over that, I'm gonna fill the rest of this review with Table Tennis pics of me, as Liu Ping, kicking ass in the Pro Circuit.

Here's a picture of me kicking some ass.

Here's a pic of my victory shot. As you can tell, my opponent is blurry. Good.

An awesome pose.

Yet another win by me. Obviously.

The final match of the Pro Circuit. Who will win?

Did you even had to ask?

Here's the pose again. Because you needed to see it twice.

Damn, I rock.
Film Rating: 2/10